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Happiness Hidden Deep Within A Sea of Sorrow

2010-08-09T07:25:00.001-07:00

Have you ever encounter a situation where you go through a long period of sorrow for just that minute of happiness..? This is a story about a guy which goes through all the trouble just to have a minute of joy, even if the joy is just a glance at sunshine. Just by imagining the breeze of the sea keeps you going through all the sorrow. This is always true if you know there is something in the end waiting for you.

If going through all the sorrow and you end up with nothing is the most disappointing moment you will go through. It makes you unable to go through hard times.

A Chain Effect

2010-08-07T10:18:00.001-07:00

"All guys are jerks". I guess you hear this too often from girls. But you don't know the truth behind this. Not all guys are jerks, let me tell you this, the people who made all of us become jerks are girls. No one is bad from the start, its when girls choose to be with jerks and take advantage of the nice ones, that is the time nice guys turn jerks.

We try so hard to protect the people we love, instead we get hurt from those we love. Nice guys put their heart to everything they do, but we are ignored and taken advantage to do things to please the person you like which happens to be a jerk. You know how it pisses us off? When you run back to us and say that the person did this did that to you, when we forewarn you about him.

You keep pushing us away every time we try to help you, and let me tell you, everyone has a limit. A good guy has no expiry date, but every time you push us away, you drive us to the wall. There will be a day that the nice guy in your life that cares about you all the time walks away, that will be the time you appreciate the little things he do.

I Miss You

2010-06-25T06:15:00.000-07:00

Oh baby I know that I did you wrong
But I got lost along the way
And I never thought you'd walk away
But you did and I can't cope with it

I'm alone and I don't know what to do
With my feelings cause I'm still not over you
And I'm crying from the day you walked away
And I miss you
I miss you
I miss you

I tell my friends that I got over you
That I took your pictures of the wall
But I know there is another truth
That I miss you
That I need you

I Hate This Feeling

2010-06-25T06:11:00.000-07:00

Why ! Why ! After so many months, why do I still feel it? I hate you, get lost. I can't do anything with that feeling of mine. Get away from me !

Daily Response

2010-05-19T14:30:00.000-07:00

This is what I get everyday, "Sorry, you're no longer important in my life, go find someone else to bother." Sad but it's the truth. You're done, you're used. You're just an object I use to play around with when I'm alone. It mimics the video, "when five fell". No wonder videos like that are what we call masterpiece, because they express the truth without saying names. Objects that were cherished once will no longer be needed one day.

Nothing Broken Can't Be Fixed

2010-05-05T16:19:00.000-07:00

A friend of mine shared this idiom to me which I find it rather true, although it's in Chinese, but the translation sounds as true as the Chinese version, "A person must not get heart-broken often, or he or she will be immune to it in the future". We all remember our first time getting heart-broken? That is because we're all scarred and it'll stain our memory for as long as we live. And because of that, we tend to avoid loving another person with all our heart as we're afraid to lose them and as a result, hurt ourselves.

But when someone comes along, it'll be better if you trust the person, or not trust them at all. Giving a chance to a person includes giving them your confidence. Some things can be fixed, even a broken-heart, just with the right conditions. Hurting someone is a chain reaction, a person who is scarred will only hurt another person and the chain goes on. However, if you're strong enough, the chain will break and your happiness will be assured.

R.I.P

2010-05-03T16:02:00.001-07:00

Rest in peace, ah ku. You've taken care of me since I was young and nurtured me until I became old enough to think for myself. I thank you for all you've done for me, and I am deeply sorry for not being able to be beside you in your last minutes. I will live on my life with your advice you've given me before you passed on. I really hope I can repay back your good deeds you've done and you will always be remembered. Rest in peace, ah ku.

Fail-safe Method

2010-05-01T01:09:00.000-07:00

You might not fail when others fail, but I will succeed when you fail. And guess what..? My returns will be better than you. That is because your confidence is your weakness.

Let It Go!

2010-04-28T05:40:00.000-07:00

I need to let it go! That's the song I'm listening to right now. I will put a lock to that feeling of mine and move on with life. But deep down, that lock won't be forever. I will hope that whatever I decide now won't make me regret in life. I've given both her and myself a chance to seek our own happiness. No regrets in our decisions and we'll live on with that decision.

A Promise

2010-04-27T13:01:00.000-07:00

A promise made long ago, will never be broken. And I made another promise recently, that I will help you to forget. I will keep my promise but you need to help me as well. This promise is not something that I can do it myself, but you have to accompany through it. I will and always will keep my promise. That you can be sure of.

Sad truth

2010-04-24T13:57:00.000-07:00

This blog is strictly confidential in terms of names. I've seen a sad truth recently in a general meeting of a society. A, has been in the committee for the past half a year and we all know that he's a good follower. But A, is a little weird in terms of his attitude. But that doesn't mean that he isn't entitled for the position he's been running for the past year. Most of the people doesn't want to vote for him because of his attitude. But that isn't a good reason for not voting him. It's kinda sad though.

2010-04-20T17:06:00.000-07:00

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Decisions

2010-03-22T16:13:00.000-07:00

One decision leads to another,

hasty decisions will only affect the next,

why not slow things down and think about your next step?

Everything happens for a reason,

bad decisions are mistakes,

but how many mistakes do you need to learn?

Instead of making these mistakes,

stop making hasty decisions.

You might not realise it,

but your guardian angel,

will always be there for you when you're down.

=)

2010-03-18T06:06:00.000-07:00

I realised most of my recent posts are emo posts. So I decided to post something happy for a change. Easter break's coming and the good news is, I'm not staying in my hostel for the whole 2 weeks, instead, I'm heading north, to visit Kc, Nich, Yeng with Ian. How cool is that..!! Gonna cover birmingham, coventry, manchester, cheshire oaks and liverpool. Too bad I had to cancel the trip to bristol cause I only have two weeks break. Oh well, better than nothing. XD

You will be remembered! =)

....

2010-03-04T15:03:00.000-08:00

Let me get this straight to everyone, I DON'T FUCKING OWE YOU ANYTHING..! I'M NOT OBLIGE TO HELP YOU AND IF I DO GET SCREWED FOR PLANNING SOMETHING, I AM NOT GOING TO EVEN TRY TO HELP AT ALL.

If you're not happy, I don't care. If you think I'm not helping you when I should, I don't care because I no longer care what others think. Being selfish is the only way to defend ourselves.

Amazing how every thing ends the same way

2010-03-01T18:54:00.001-08:00

No one can control the outcome, you can't shape it the way you want it. It just happens, no matter how much you try to shape it, it will always end up the same. You will either end up with everything or nothing. The only thing that will never forsake you is your knowledge, every other things will leave you one day. You will have to bear the consequences when it does.

To the one I care, it doesn't matter whether you read this or not, remember always to smile, you're the prettiest when you smile. =)

Reminiscence

2010-02-23T09:48:00.000-08:00

Have you guys ever hear a song which you don't understand the lyrics very well but you know what it means? Songs that were given to you for you to think of them, but in the end, they are the ones who part with you. And whenever the song comes along, it makes you think of them. You can't delete it, because you want the memory to stay, it's the only thing that keeps you thinking of those moments. But when the song finishes, you're back to reality, the song brings you back to the past but never leaves you there.

I always believe time will solve everything, but time will only make things worse when it doesn't go your way. "Put others first", I'm beginning to lose this principle, I just hope I won't lose it. To those that read this, please cherish whatever you have now, do not do something which you will regret later. Because one day, they will leave you for their own decisions. And since you love them so much, you can't help but to agree with them because that's what makes them happy. Sometimes you have to lie so that they can move on even if you haven't stop thinking of them.

Giving Up For A New Beginning

2010-02-21T13:36:00.001-08:00

Using the not giving up character is not feasible in all situations. It only applies to situations which it will not impair your health. Giving up at the right moment will only heal your soul and calm your senses. Cause that's when you look back and see how foolish you've become. Good guys do fall faster, but I never said bad guys will get what they want. In actual fact, everything has a calculated risk, including those that you are damn sure you'll get it, because in the end, you'll end up with nothing when you put everything you got in it. No one cherishes your deeds and don't try to get attention to let people know your good deeds, because that won't work. One thing to keep in mind, you have to be selfish to survive in this torturous world, it will bite back if you turn your back against it.

Family is the closest to you, never forget them for whatever they did for you is priceless. They will never turn their back against you and you shouldn't do the same to them. And I'm a person that protects them no matter what it takes. A good friend of mine, Edwin, said yesterday, "why do something that will only hurt your own body? Is that even worth it?". After that, I've thought to myself, I haven't been myself for a very very long time. Am I too stupid to realise that? But now, I'm a free man, doing things I love to do, experiencing things which I have never tried. That is my promise to myself, protecting myself against everything else.

Thanks Edwin, Low, Mai and Kevin for being there when I'm on the floor myself.

#!$@#$$#%$%@#@

2010-02-20T14:12:00.000-08:00

Where can I find a place to vent my frustrations? Where is this little place where I can find peace?

What's there to do ..?

2010-01-26T15:15:00.000-08:00

I'm lost. I don't know what to do anymore. I've ran out of ideas, something you don't see often. Well, I've tried and nothing seems to work. I wouldn't say I wasted time, cause I know whatever time I've used have been fulfilling . But I just begin to wonder whether what I'm doing is really right. Looking to it, how I wish this is just a bad nightmare and wake up to find everything back to normal . But no matter how I wished it, nothing's going back to normal without me trying. I'm losing faith in myself. Little people know that behind all those smiles, there's a person bleeding inside and no one knows. How sad can that be?

Well, at least something's keeping me busy now, examinations. That's an awful way to take your head off, but it's working for now. Let's just put it that way. No matter how I wished exams are over, a small part of me wants it to prolong, so that I can keep my mind on exams, and not anywhere else.

One step back

2009-12-26T19:49:00.000-08:00

Never realise that this could be the place for me to rant. Oh gosh, not a very nice place to rant, but yes, I need to. How could everything be normal? It keeps me wondering what is actually going on. No, I'm not talking about politics, I'm talking about something else. It's been almost a month since that fateful night, oh yes, I do mean fateful. Not easy for me to see it on the "bright side" like some would say. I've been trying very hard to see it on the bright side. It's just a wonder, how come others could do it, what am I lacking, what did I do wrong? It might be something like you weren't at fault, it's just that you're right in the middle of this whole damn bad coincidence shit. But then think again, if I could just stand one step back, and let it run, everything might be just alright. It'll be very simple to say for those who said that to me, but actions' not something easy to do when you happened to flashback the happier moments. Happier moments huh? Or should I just say happy moment.

Easy to say than done, "let it go, take a step back", but the ugly fact is that, everytime I take a step back, I take two steps forward. No it doesn't draw me any closer, it just torments me whenever flashback comes into my mind. I really appreciate those moments alot, and it means a world to me. It's just shortlived, and I sincerely want it to go on, it was a chance given to me, but it was snatched away as soon as I took that chance. It was too short for me to prove anything or even showed how much I really care. All these are just mere memories for now. The moment I became myself, you shut me off, how can I ever have that chance to show my true self.

It took me a whole long 3 weeks to finally settle down, but it keeps haunting me on and off. Terrible feelings I would say, but it is just the ugly truth about it. It can be the most beautiful thing in the world, or the worse thing that can happened to a person. To me? I experienced both, and it is not very pleasant. You know you want something, but you can't do anything to achieve that is the worse thing that can happen to anyone. And for those that happen to stumble at my blog, it's not for you, just for me to write down overflowing emotional confusion. Peace =)

It's all about chemistry

2009-12-07T16:30:00.000-08:00

These are what I read everyday (or use). How lifeless can it be. . .

My trusty ol' BNF, without it, my lecturers will kill me.

Biochem, something other than PURE chemistry, unfortunately it's still related to chemistry.

Nuff' said, THE BOOK of my first year. I'll be literally sleeping with it this whole year.

Coursework, chemistry stuff that gets my head going gaga (bad gaga, not the party-ing gaga).

And the coursework nightmare continues. . .

4 years of chemistry! Let me see, should I say "Woohoo, I'm studying chemistry only, not like the other courses which requires you to read a-z." or should I say, "Ohmigosh, 4 years of chemistry is like 4 years of geek-ness." Well, it's not that bad I hope, there's entertainment outside my freaking chemistry books.

A moment of emptiness

2009-11-30T08:26:00.000-08:00

The emptiness I feel will only keep me going much longer, no matter how long it is, I am determined that I can wait. It's not your fault and never will be, because I'm the one that place myself inside the risk even though I know it is risky. Without risks, we will never get the best out of everything. It will be a hard time for me to take it in as I really appreciate the past. No one can ever replace that, and I am sure of it. It will not be a wasted effort, because I know the time we have together are more than meaningful to me. It is a time where I can find peace in my hectic life.

A moment of emptiness..

Open-minded Malaysia?

2009-08-23T08:11:00.000-07:00

We all know the famous NameWee who sang Negarakuku and kawanku, right? If you don't, I should say most of us know him. Anyway, he is back in Malaysia after a long vacation (for some reason-lah) in Taiwan. Apparently the ISA didn't lock him up upon his arrival in Malaysia. Well, like I said, maybe Malaysia is becoming more open-minded than we thought. He is a very influencial person among the Chinese community, locking him up will attract the media like sugar to the ants.

He came back and P1 approached him to make this 1Malaysia-themed short clip to show the misguided teen to open an Islamic bank account. Enjoy.

I will not claim copyright to this video. This video solely belongs to the P1 group. Thanks =)

18 Months Of Enjoyment

2009-08-17T06:10:00.000-07:00

It has been 20 months since I started A-levels. I still remember Dr. Wong's threat, "A-levels is the SO-CALLED hardest pre-U course". I definitely agree to that after my AS and A2 exams. Most would ask, what's so hard about A-levels, you can screw around until the finals and study your ass off and get good results. I'll give you a cock stare and let you experience your failure right before your eyes if you do that kind of crap.

It's not as simple as you think it is. However, with some hard work as well as determination, you'll get off with good results. Its worth every sweat and effort you put it. Not only that, I've met many wonderful friends that I'll cherish my entire life. Thanks to them, I had a blast on my 18th birthday. Everything has to come to an end, so does my course (thank god), however my friendship with my friends won't end there of course. I enjoy the times we spend, not cc only, but also dinner, karaoke sessions, birthdays, study time, lepaking time and the list goes on.

I've also learn some mandarin words but I would not say I am able to converse in mandarin though. Good enough to listen easy conversation but not able to reply. That doesn't stop me from learning more from them though, you guys will be my teacher for life, so long as I continue speaking with you guys. I also found out life can suck if I don't make the decision at the right time and also trust the right people, the world is not as simple as I think it is.

Oh well, I guess I found out life is shit when I make wrong decisions but its never too late to make the right ones. Everyday is a lesson to us isn't it? In the near future, I'll make a decision that will change my life dramatically. Hope I'll make the right decision.

Looking forward to life in the UK

2009-08-16T21:39:00.000-07:00

Guess speculations with my Nottingham University (Semenyih) entry is not gonna be true after all. Decided to go to the UK to further my studies instead. Initially I thought education in the UK is freaking expensive, but after a brief comparison with education in Australia, I found out that the fees as well as lodging in the UK is far cheaper than the ripped-off Australian universities.

Oh well, I hope that I can get used to the lifestyle in the UK as soon as possible since no one is going to the same university as I am. I have less than 2 months to prepare myself before I leave. So basically, everyday is a day to collect stuff, plan and survey the place I'll be in for the next 4 years. So if you're asking, why 4 years? Most UK courses are 3 years, but I chose MPharm . Well, look at the bright side, 4 years of the UK life and that is a good thing.

8800 Carbon Arte

2009-01-30T01:43:00.001-08:00

Imagine what happens when a phone is made from carbon fibre, titanium and stainless steel?
8800 Carbon Arte is the answer, although the features are not exactly great but this phone brings luxury to a whole new level.
This phone costs a staggering RM5000(€1,100 [that's about $1,600]), for your information.

3D Drawings by Julian Beever

2009-01-01T04:14:00.001-08:00

I came across this e-mail that amused me for awhile. There's this dude who draws on the streets of some western cities (don't care where is it), but the interesting thing is, his drawings are 3-D. Here are some photos taken:-

This guy is amazing. =D

Merry Christmas to everyone!

2008-12-26T08:07:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas. . .
Selamat Hari Natal. . .
Feliz Navidad. . .
Chung Mung Giang Sinh. . .
Sung Tan Chuk Ha. . .
Buone Feste Natalizie. . .
Froehliche Weihnachten. . .
Joyeux Noel. . .
Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw Sun. . .

Christmas is just around the corner!! Hoho

2008-12-17T04:53:00.000-08:00

Christmas is around the corner and this is the perfect time to be an angel (if you still believe in Santarina, no Santa Claus please, he's a guy =P). Let me make a summary about my pre-Christmas period a.k.a. Holidays! to some people:-
1. I'm broke.
2. I'm being a good boy waking up damnnnnn early.
3. I'm being a blogger like what I'm doing right now.
4. I'm doing freaking unhealthy things. i.e surfing the net instead of being a nerd
5. I'm creating history by not playing DOTA for a few days!!
6. I'm having a long list of WANTS.
7. I'm doing the EXACT opposite of what I planned to do. i.e Work, Study and Clean Room.
WIth that 7 points, I believe I'm having a extraordinary unpleasant holidays. So people, if you can do me a favour, lend me a hand by entertaining me. =D Thank you.

Yours sincerely,
Your friend.

P.s. Santarina, I still want my presents!!

I'm Back!

2008-11-27T06:08:00.000-08:00

Well, didnt really go anywhere actually, I'll just update my blog with this extremely short post.
I would like to say one thing only, that is I'm back!. For fun! =D

Random Pictures

2008-10-15T04:28:00.000-07:00

Some common emails I received

No Sex Causes Bad Eyes

2008-10-04T01:46:00.001-07:00

If you do not believe that.. Try to read what is written in this picture. If you can't, you need more. =)

Hints for those whom are underage: Try reading it 2-3 metres away from the monitor.

The New Ploton

2008-09-23T07:18:00.001-07:00

Behold. . . The NEW PLOTON!! Good specs, not bad, but fragile? Proton cars are famous for being fragile.. So.. I'm having doubts about this car. I don't mind having it though =)

Would'ya just look at the specs, comparing with Porshe and BMW..!! WOW

Look for yourself..!! Not that bad I guess..

My New Pet...!!

2008-09-18T20:50:00.000-07:00

Night-vision camera. LOL

I just fed it

Tagged o.O

2008-09-16T04:43:00.000-07:00

Rules:

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning
2. Each player answers the questions about themselves
3. At the end of the post the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves a comment, letting them know they got tagged and to ask them to play and read your blog

Starting time: 7.45pm
Name: Max
Sisters: 12357432423 ----> 1
Brothers: Wan
Shoe size: 43
Height: 1** cm (how the crap i know)
Where do you live: Southeast Asia
Favourite drinks: I don't like to drink
Favourite breakfast: Ostrich EggSS (never had one actually)

Have you ever
Been on a plane: What plane? No plans...
Swam in the ocean: DUH..! my bathtub
Fallen asleep at school: <----- Moronic question Broken someone's heart: how is it possible? Me?? Fell off your chair: I broke it, on purpose =) Saved e-mails: You can actually save e-mails?!??!? o.O What is your room like: Its like a room with a bed and computer. What's right beside you: My imaginary friend. What is the last thing you ate: A cow. Ever had
Chicken pox: Yap
Sore throat: No way, I'm healthy. o.0
Stitches: on my shirt, yeah
Broken nose: no haz.

Do you
Believe in love at first sight: Maybe =) <----- Evil grin

Like picnics: I don't even know how to picnic

Who was/were the last person
You danced with: I don't dance
Last made you smile: I don't smile, I'm an emo person

Today did you
Talk to someone you like: No
Kissed anyone: no
Get sick: no
Talk to an ex: no (who cares?)
Miss someone: no
Eat: no

Best feeling in the world
Do you sleep with stuffed animals: me no like animals, they bite.

Random
Is there a person who is on your mind now: yeahhh!!
Do you have any siblings: as stated above
Do you want children: later la
Do you smile often: like i said, I'm emo
Do you like your hand-writing: no, its small crinkly and friggin' small
Are your toe nails painted: Hell no, and never will
Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: hehe on *censored*'s bed

What color shirt are you wearing now: Red with white with green with maroon with blue with orange with violet with black with brown
What were you doing at 7.00p.m yesterday: Stalking me?
When did you cry last: dot dot dot
Are you a friendly person: no
Do you have any pets: yes! he's like my bro, my heng tai
Where is the person you have feelings for right now: in her house now .
Did you hold hands with the person who mean anything to you now: yeah, once I think
Do you sleep with the TV on: No, Sleeping is life, I won't waste life like that
What are you doing right now: typing this very tag
Have you ever crawled through a window: Yes, several times and crashing down at the same time
Can you handle the truth: YES!
Are you too forgiving: yeah, unfortunately
Are you closer to your mother or father: mommy, mommy's boy with daddy's character.
Who was the last person you cried in front of: forgot
How many people can you say you've really loved: Too
Do you eat healthy: YOU THINK??!!?
Do you still have pictures of you & your ex: fortunately for me, yes
Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you: yes, i was cutting onions when my mom said, "don't cut like that"
Are you loud or quiet most of the time: quiet =)
Are you confident: LIKE HELL maybe

5 things I was doing 10 years ago
1. study
2. talk
3. sleep
4. eat
5. drink

5 things on my to-do list today
1. watch news for 16th sep updates
2. watch dvd
3. listen to songs
4. study (maybe)
5. clean room (almost impossible)

5 snacks I enjoy
1. Apple
2. Air
3. Water
4. duno
5. don't care

5 things I would do if I were a billionaire
1. Make a swimming pool and pour money in it and swim
2. Run for white house
3. Security
4. Donate some money
5. Buy US and evict all the citizens and plant trees throughout the whole country

5 places I haved lived in
1. Kelana Jaya

2. Sunway
3. Shah Alam
4. Singapore (for few days)
5. Penang (visitin')

5 jobs I've had
1. Blogger
2. Educationologist
3. Car washer
4. Model (in my room)
5. Sleepologist

5 people I tag

No tag (rawr)

Cousin's wedding

2008-09-15T09:49:00.001-07:00

These pictures were taken on my cousin's wedding last Saturday, for your information, I wasn't in one of them (reason: these fellas brought their girlfriends, and its a two-seater, get my point). With these pictures, nuff said. Bunch of RX8s.

One more in front, all in 10 excluding the groom's car.

For more information about this car, click here RX8

Worth a thousand words (or none at all)

2008-09-15T07:10:00.001-07:00

To fellow cheapskate golfers, behold the pawnzor sign.

FBIs in US, this is teh best!!

There is more than meets the eye =P

For more pictures, click here

You're The One

2008-08-31T08:15:00.000-07:00

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
the clock ticks for every minute I think of you,
closer and closer to you,
you are everything to me,
though I try to forget you,
you keep appearing in my mind.

Hope, is all I can do for now,
the last two days with you was something to me,
please stay away from me for my health sake.

Get Away from me, MOCKS!!! ShooooOOoo!

Countdown to Mock Examinations!

Gay Day!!

2008-08-28T06:16:00.000-07:00

Firstly, I would like to thank Nichelle for tagging me in this very gay(happy) topic. Secondly, I would admit this would be real tough. =)

Compose a list of YOUR top celeb most sexiest famous men(gosh!)

Collect a picture of each guy-looking thing on your list
Post them in your journal
Tag three people to do the same

Let me introduce Mr. Hot Number 1
Human Torch (he's darn HOT)

The childhood boogie "man"
The sexy-coloured dino-looking thing!

If he's not sexy, I have no comments
Presenting to you, Spongebob!

They are sooooo HOT..! (Technically they're still GUYS)
The White Chickos

Finally! The Hottest of them all...!!
BEAT THAT!!

Bonus..!! The man with the best curves..

Compiled and Settled once a for all.

My List Of Sexiest Guys

Pickup lines (In Mandarin!)

2008-08-26T06:13:00.001-07:00

Yee Eng taught me a few mandarin words this afternoon that might prove useful in the future. Let me share with the guys(or girls if applicable)

ni de yan jing shan shuo
你的眼睛闪烁
Translation: Your(ni de) eyes(yan jing) (shan shuo = Puss in Boots's eyes in Shrek maybe)

shan liang de yan jing
闪亮的眼睛
Translation: Shiny(shan liang) belonging(de) eyes(yan jing)

If you think "the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is bad, try saying shan shuo continuously(for bananas) your saliva spurting out will be enough to drink for the next few weeks.

PHYSICS PRACTICAL!!

2008-08-25T08:18:00.000-07:00

Since Han Vern and Ian wrote about this, I've decided to join the crib. Firstly, we had a Physics practical this afternoon all about Physics (DUHH..!!). To the defination lemme link Ian's blog to give you the full definition of The Mock.

Alright, lets begin, The 1st part was:

Recipe to disaster
(Not exactly)
More to Kingsley type question
(Non-Moron question)

2nd Part:
My first impression: OH SEI LOHHHH!!
What happens when you combine all these together?

(Black sheets of paper)

(Light emitter that actually emits LIGHT)

=

Pointless (Moronic Experiment)

Emo Time
This is just an outline of what we did in class this afternoon, to be honest, we were caught off-guard, if you think thats okay, no its not =(
There is a lesson to be learnt from all this: Actions Speak Louder than Words (examination rules: no talking in the exam hall)

Han Vern's Version
Ian Yong's Version

Pendidikan Manglish

2008-08-25T07:14:00.000-07:00

Compare this two guys;
Guy A: The last 2 weeks of preparation was a waste, the Physics mock practical was a disaster.
Guy B: Aya, study 2 week olso die, Physics mock like shit only la.

Hey, guess what? I don't mind talking to Guy B because he's full of life. Guy B is an artist in my opinion; The Art of Manglish
Let me show you some examples I use everyday,
Dunno-La..!!
Nah-La, dunt wanna go..
No more liao..
Can take that meh?
Why like that wan/one(depending on accent)?
Eat ady jor

Not only that, I found out that we can use chinese/malay idioms in English, these are several examples:
Quotes,
"I eat salt more than you eat rice" [Cantonese: More experience than you]
"Vomit blood" [Cantonese: Exaggerated disappointment, I think]
"You are a frog under the coconut shell" [Malay: No-manhood(censored version)]
"Chicken hand duck leg" [Cantonese: clumsy]
"Ask you to do things you don't do, when you do, you break things" [Cantonese: It explains for itself]

The Manglish community came out with some interesting words that will be added into the next edition of Oxford Dictionary:
Barsket
Kap-chai
Terrer-La
BlodiBarsket
Pai-Seh
Choop (wait) [Malay I think: Wait]
Yam-cha
Lo-Sui [Cantonese: Police]
KauKau [Unknown: Concentrated or badly, example, Kopi KauKau, Hit him KauKau]
Foo-Lamak

Inspired By:
Miss Su Kim